Archive | December, 2007

Berthillon’s Fois Gras ice cream

25 Dec

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Our muse (for her early work), the eternally infamous Brigitte Bardot, has issued a fatwa against beloved ice creamer Berthillon.

Serving scoops by the thousand on the ile Saint Louis, Berthillon is known for its uncompromisingly natural ingredients in an array of flavors– from rose and lavender to the new flavor du jour– foie gras.

Berthillon vows that its fois gras ice cream is made with 50% foie gras of French origin. Yuck!

BB threw a fit upon hearing this, saying that the famed cremerie is an “accomplice to this industry of suffering and death”.

“Force-feeding is real torture for geese and ducks that must swallow in a matter of a few seconds so much food that their liver swells up to ten times its normal size,” she said. “Blood should not be spilled to make new ice creams, it makes no sense.”

For once, we agree with BB, mainly because this flavor sounds absolutely degoutant! Come on Berthillon, couldn’t you do a better flavor— like Veuve Clicquot, or Drambouie?

“Le Bling-Bling President”

25 Dec

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It’s official: Sarko is in a mid-life crisis.

We’ve just about had it with the crazy reports of Sarko’s love life, but this week the headlines were a bit more interesting than usual– namely, reports that ex-supermodel Carla Bruni confirmed her relationship with Monsieur le Prez. Newspapers went with the story after the couple appeared together at EuroDisney to watch a MickeyMouse parade– yep, first date at Disney. Isn’t that magical? Now the two lovebirds are on holiday in Egypt.

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Bruni, the guitar-loving Paris-based bobo, has been described as a “man-eater” and a “terminator” by those close to her. Her long line of lovers range from rock stars to moguls and include Mick Jagger, Donald Trump, and Eric Clapton. Now Sarko joins her infamous list of men in the midst of a mid-life crisis.

Sarko has been linked to a string of beautiful women since his divorce just over two months ago. Some of the alleged girlfriends are less than pleased with their new found gossip fame, including TV personality Laurence Ferrari, who brought suit against a tabloid magazine for breaking the country’s strict privacy laws. Presidential love life hasn’t been so exciting since JFK!

Jay Z & Beyonce: married in Paris! (?)

24 Dec

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Unconfirmed reports from primarily one source, mediatakeout.com, suggest that the longtime hip-hop duo got married in Paris when the couple was in town celebrating JayZ’s 38th birthday on December 5th.

The two allegedly married in a small, private ceremony in which they exchanged… tattoos… not rings. The couple, who have been together since 2002, deny the reports (yet again), but were photographed suspiciously holding their ring fingers as they left Hotel Meurice.

MediaTakeout.com is the same site that claimed Beyonce was 35 years-old. Oops!

Ducasse at the Eiffel Tower

22 Dec

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The newly revamped Jules Verne restaurant, which stands 410 feet high on the second level of the Eiffel Tower, opens today as the new brainchild of chef Alain Ducasse. It’s been a busy year for the celebrated chef, as he recently opened the new Dorchester in London. He now holds 14 Michelin stars to his name.

With an enhanced interior that allows for better viewing, the restaurant will serve lunch for around 75 euros, and dinner menus from 155-175 euros. Plus wine, bien sur.  

Fameseeking model claims affair with TonyP

22 Dec

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UPDATE: Astonishing follow-up to this story,here. !

Sultry glamour model Alexandra Paressant claims she had a 2 month affair with married basketball star/rapper Tony Parker.

X17, the tabloid website who published the stories, now faces a 40 million dollar lawsuit brought on by TonyP. And it looks like they might have some major explaining to do!

The 26-year-old fameseeker already faced a lawsuit from ex-”boyfriend” footballer Ronaldinho, who sued her for false allegations that he was partying hard during the World Cup. She escaped that scandal with her credibility severely tarnished.

X17 claims that the model showed them text messages from Tony after the couple had slept together in September. The website reports: “According to Alex, she and Tony were introduced by superstar French soccer player Thierry Henry at the huge July 7 nuptials last summer. They exchanged phone calls for a couple months and then saw each other in Paris at the end of September (while Tony was in town to receive the Legion of Honor) and in San Antonio in October.”

Miss France crucified in photo scandal

22 Dec

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It’s been a hellish week for the newly crowned Miss France, Valerie Begue. The tabloid magazine Entrevue published unreleased photos depicting the 22-year-old sexpot in verrrry suggestive poses, including shots of her crucified bikini-clad body in a pool, as well as a raunchy shot licking yogurt. The photos were taken 3 years ago, in her home of Reunion.

Organizers of the Miss France pageant are not happy. “It is absolutely unacceptable. She must resign immediately, and if not we will make her leave,” Genvieve de Fontenay told Europe 1 radio station. “I wouldn’t want to be seen touring the provinces with a girl like that,” she said.

Initially, the fiesty island hottie had no plans to hand over her crown, claiming that she never signed a release and was not paid for the modeling shots. She told the press she felt “betrayed,” saying, “We all make mistakes in life. I have changed. I’m not an easy girl.”

Now it looks like happy days are over, and she announced she would take a week of reflection to make a decision. Polish that crown a few times cherie, because it will be your last chance!

In an interview prior to her coronation, Begue said that the qualities that would make her a good Miss France were being “available, sociable, patient, and open.” Looks like she was telling the truth!


“Lou-bou-tin” says Suri Cruise

6 Dec

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At the rate she’s going, Suri Cruise will have her fashion vocabulary on par with Anna Wintour by the time she’s 5.

The 19-month-old daughter of Tom & Katie Cruise has just been fitted for custom shoes by Christian Louboutin.

Sources say “They made a mould of Suri’s feet and hand-made a pair of bespoke shoes for her. She is their youngest client.” Looks like moderation isn’t part of the Scientology book!

The jet-set toddler’s wardrobe costs thousands of dollars a month to maintain. She wore Armani for her parents wedding last year, sported Cavalli booties out in NYC, and can’t be caught without some piece from Dior Baby. We hope the Cruise family gives enough charitable donations to justify these designer threads!

PetiteBrigitte’s Best Gifts 2007

4 Dec

Here you have it, PetiteBrigitte’s 1st annual Paris Gift List. Of course we would all love to do like Oprah and indulge our family and friends (and readers!) with Eric Bompard cashmere sweaters (Bon Marché) and jewelry from Adelline (rue de l’Université) this holiday season, but this Paris gift guide is for the nouveau pauvre shopper– one who has overextended his/her finances on too many nights of champagne and taxi rides. The following are PetiteB’s top 10 picks for holiday gifts bought in Paris— all ranging from 9 to 75 euros!

Joyeuses Fetes! xx, PB

1. Exquisitely posh candles from new Parisian label MEMO. These fragrant boujies smell a lot more expensive than 36 euros, and come in svelte packaging with names that will remind you to plan that next vacation. Favorites are “Marrakesh Kiss” (white tea & jasmin rain), “Take me to Saint Barth” (sweet caramel milkshake), and “Mad About Gstaad” (Christmas tree & snowflake). Actually, we’ll take a set of all 3. Available exclusively at Bon Marché, and Harvey Nichols (for UK readers).

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2. Absolute Disco. Giving should be practical. So if you have party people on your list, this one will be greatly appreciated. Absolut Vodka has issued a Limited Edition vodka, covered in mirrored mosaic (hence, disco). It is a sparkling gift that requires no wrapping and probably won’t last past New Year’s! (Then it becomes a vase). 19 euros at La Grande Epicerie.

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3. No one likes flimsy cocktail glasses, so seek out a sturdy set of creative highballers at Luka Luna, where for a mere 32 euros you can give 4 “citi” tumblers– heavy blown glass with a cool cityscape of either Paris, London, NYC, or Sydney. Bottom’s up! (Luna Luka: 77 rue de la Verrerie, metro: Hotel de Ville).

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4. Whimsical, handmade, and shockingly affordable homewares from Le Petit Atelier de Paris. This adorable boutique, located in the Marais, also has a collection of one-of-a-kind jewelry. If you appreciate the chicness of white porcelain, some with handpainted French phrases, you will tomber amoureux with this gem of a store. 31 rue de Montmorency, 75003.

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5. This one is for your best amie, (or metro-ami). The SmartBox Bien-Etre is a CD that allows your friend to choose from over 100 spas, salons, and institutes around France— she can pick from a huge selection of discounted treatments, from make-overs to lasers! An ideal gift, at a very reasonable 75 euros (you get a lot of treatments). Available at FNAC and here.

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6. Habitat has some cute gifts, but nothing quite as flashy as the set of 4 flashing ice-cubes. Plop one into your next cocktail for a real attention grabber. At 9 euros, you can probably go for 2 boxes, so that no fights break out at the next housewarming party!

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7. Giving professional gifts can be tricky, but for the ultimate coworker bonding gift, opt for the Executive Practical Joke set available at the Conran Shop on Rue du Bac. This is a hysterical assortiment of fake gunshot stickers, zapping pens, invisible ink, prank memos, and bloody finger bandages. 25 euros.

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8. If you run into difficulties on what to give your guy friend, opt for a subscription to the new Playboy France. He won’t think you are a perv: it’s an artfully done publication with interesting Paris-centric articles. And OK, he’ll appreciate the photo layout with stunning model Julie Ordon sporting Agent Provocateur lingerie… and less.

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9. Mariage Freres comes to the rescue with gift sets this holiday. Yes, the famed tea-makers might be a Parisian cliché, but this gift is NOT. The Kama Sutra tea set comes in a music box that plays to the tune of Clair de Lune, and contains 4 new creations: Kama Sutra white, green, black, and red tea. (Silver tea spoon included). Tea-time never looked so seductive. All for 50 euros.

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10. For a special someone, the most personalized and practical gift on this list is as follows: Go to moo.com and order your friend personalized calling cards (14 euros for 100 cards!). You can customize as much as you want, add any graphic, and they get delivered straight to your door. You can create special stationary or stickers too. Go the extra mile and splurge on a 50 euros Montblanc card holder available in the basement of Bon Marché. An unforgettably thoughtful gift! (PS: calling cards are mandatory in Paris, especially for the single, chic woman).

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Get Down & Dirty at your Paris Library

3 Dec

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Forget those scandalous videos you’ve been downloading, and get over to the Bibliotheque Nationale this season for some eye-opening pornography. That’s right, porn in a national library!

The new exhibition is called “L’Enfer de la Bibliotheque; Eros au secret,” and showcases 170 years of meticulously collected pornographic material from France and the UK. (Some librarian has been having a lot of fun). Warning: this show is not for the faint of heart– some of the content is XXXX– and those under 16 are not allowed.

Think of it as a holiday gift from la Republique!

Check out this review for some dirty details.

“L’Enfer de la Bibliotheque, Eros aus secret”: open at the Bibliothèque Francois Mitterrand in the 13th arrondissement from 10am to 7pm on Tuesdays to Saturdays and from 1pm to 7pm on Sundays from tomorrow until 2 March. Entrance: 7 euros. Under 16s are banned.

50cent in the 75

1 Dec

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The rapper 50-cent graced Paris with his presence last night and hosted a private party celebrating the end of the French leg of his European Tour. 50 played at Bercy earlier this week, and then returned to Paris after making a tour of France. His party was at 22 Place Vendome, where he apparently keeps an apartment (and otherwise known as the outpost of Van Cleef & Arpels).

50 made the headlines recently for breaking his vow to “retire” if Kanye West’s album went number one over his new release. When calls came for him to follow through on his promise, he responded, “Hey man, I’m the number one album in Europe!”

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