Pop-star turned lunatic Britney Spears appears to have fled the United States. Numerous sources report seeing her in Antwerp today, and certain news agencies including the National Enquirer(always credible) are reporting that Britney is headed to Paris.
Rumors are swirling as to the druggie divas motivations in leaving the country. Is she planning a comeback concert in Paris? Is she entering a European rehab clinic?
Keep your eyes open Parisians….. Spears will not be hard to miss: cheap wig, slutty clothes, and incoherent babbling might tip you off.
