Clarins: Protecting you from cell phones!

21 Feb

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Let me get this straight.

The French cannot manage to recycle, solve high unemployment, or refrigerate their milk. But they can develop a spray that protects you from electromagnetic radiation emitted from cell phones?? I love it!

French skincare company, Clarins Paris, just released a spray designed to repel the radiation given off by your cell phone and laptop.

The spray is made up of microorganisms found on plants near undersea volcanoes. The logic seems to be that the microorganisms have developed ways to protect the plants from the harmful radiation put out by the undersea volcanoes.

While the FDA says no study has definitively drawn a connection between cancer and cell phone use, the agency points out there haven’t been any studies to rule one out either.

Some doctors, such as Dr. Kenneth Black, head of Neurosurgery at Cedars Sinai in LA (i.e. drama queen), have gone as far to say, “We know that people that use cell phones a lot also complain of headaches, difficulty with concentration, with memory. You know, this is a microwave antenna, so you’re essentially cooking the brain when you hold the receiver right next to your brain.”

Debate heated up when prominent US dreamteam attorney, Johnny Cochran, died of a brain tumor. He was never seen outside the courtroom without a cell phone pressed to his ear.

PetiteBrigitte’s verdict: I believe cell phones will be the cigarettes of the 21st century. My lengthy scientific research leads me to conclude that there is a correlation between excessive cell phone use and cancer, and the Nokia’s of this world are paying big bucks for you to stay in the dark. When the info comes out though, just as in ciggies, you won’t stop using your phone. Meanwhile, hold off on the Clarins spray— it’s ahead of its time, probably doesn’t work, and besides… ignorance is bliss!

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